Some guy once said "all good things must come to an end". What he  didn't say was that some bad ones do too. After two odd years, a fair  few shows and some great fucking times we've decided to call it a day.  It was by no means an easy decision but, sadly, as a unit we feel that  it's time to move on and soil pastures new. Why? Well, sometimes things  just reach their expirary date and in order to preserve whatever bit of  integrity we had (trust us, it wasn't much!) we decided to bow out  whilst we were still in the (albeit very small) lead of the Muscle Punks  (it will take off as a genre one day- we promise!).  Yeah it might be a  little emotional but, fuck me, for a band that essentially started out  as a tacky Teesside riff on The Misfits we've had a fucking good run...
For  all those that supported us, that came to shows, that loved us, that  talked to us, bought shit of us etc: we thank you (all six of you...)  from the deepest pits of our hearts. Seriously, shit like that really  meant a lot to us. It's what made it all worthwhile as cheesy as it  sounds.  For all those who hated us... Good 'cos we hated you too. In  truth hate is too light a word. Some of you were and still are outright  wankers. And your bands are shit too. And your fake poseur scene. And  your stupid gay shoes. Hopefully you'll wake up one day and realise  you're about as cool, different and as individual as the imbecile stood  next to you. But, in a way, thanks too 'cos your outright cuntyness just  made us play harder, faster, stronger and better (that sounds  familiar...).
What's next? God knows. Two of our members  have got another band on the go already. Any obsessive fan types should  check 'em out. They're called Iced Earth or something like that... What  was that? Oh, right- OUT? Sorry they're called ICED OUT. ICED OUT. Check  'em. As for the other two, they'll probably join a cult or something...
Anyway,  keep us added and stuff. We're currently sorting out the bands estate  and getting ready to stick everything we've recorded up for free  download (a chilling notion but at least it's free!). Plus, you can  still order stuff off of our bigcartel so you can fund our bassists  crack habit. Oh and you'll need to be informed of the 30th Anniversary  Tour when it happens.
See you in the funny papers, y'all.
Misery Addict
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